This Barbie is child-free.

IM HAPPY AND CHILDLESS DID I MENTION IM TOTALLY HAPPY AND NOT AT ALL MISERABLE ... ma'am this is a quiznos

If you have to repeat it over and over it's totally true.

Who are you trying to convince, really.

I’m so glad people like this aren’t procreating.

And clearly miserable and depressed while trying to make as if you aren't. On the bright side, at least there aren't any more Chelsea Handlers in this world.

I can assure you, we are all happy you are an evolutionary dead end.

When you're explaining, you're losing.

Cope harder you ugly dude.

You sure try really hard to convince everybody you're happy.