This dude just gets it

I swear the ugliest chick's in my high-school got super super fucking hot 4 5 6 years after high-school

He cracked the code.

He took a break from Minecraft to spit facts

You got knocked up by an Australian. ur the first girl.

I was not expecting that turn at the end 😂

I should get a truck

Bahahaha, that ending recommendation was not on my radar at all. The M Night Shamalan of some random stoner musing on TikTok! 😂

i financed a minivan

Just that nowadays, because of so mich attention girls get, they have a warped sense of self worth, and many of them think they deserve everything all the while eating the cake too. But they got too much cake, indulged too much, then realised their ego preceded them.

lol accurate