This is a dramatic interpretation of an except from the full transcript of an interview Trump did for TIME Magazine on October 1, 2026. The full transcript is available for anyone to read - "Helipad Dreams" Voiceover by Juliet Jeske of Decoding Fox News.

I was hoping you would do this. This is great!

I’ve got more coming. The key is finding three minute sections of that crazy. That’s the limit I have for most social media platforms.

omg ...we're all going to die aren't we? When I was a kid it was going to be Russian nuclear bombs that got us. That was nothing compared to whatever is coming.

Thanks. So much easier to hear your voice than his.

I totally blanked out and dozed off listening to this.. good lord this man is stupid. Stupid. STUPID.

I keep seeing posts about this interview that paint him as being in steep decline due to aging but the transcript reveals it’s just him being the same deranged narcissist he‘s always been. That kind of framing gives him cover as just getting old but he’s intrinsically defective

You’re doing the lords work. 😂

Wacked.

😭The music😭

It’s like listening to a rambling child ! Thought the Xi visit was like a kid showing off new toys to an uncle !

I think I’m gonna throw up!

🫣🤦🏻‍♀️😡

We don't believe a word he said.

He is a sick man

It's hilarious that as long as we've been doing this you guys still don't have an Inkling about what's actually happening. It's not going to change the outcome, but my God are some people going to be rocked very soon.

Grandpa Simpson vibes! 🤣

ROTFL