this is actually incredible omfg😭

499 for a complete health scan? I would do it

Wow I was expecting a comma in that price. Thats not bad at all!

$499?…..

Watch him get cloned in a few years with every single mole attached to his cloned copy 😂

Nigga just sold his body for $499 that he paid for

y’all shocked by the &499 price when all it does is just a mole scan, ecg & a blood test. What makes preventive healthcare expensive is the full body & brain MRI scans and your MRI results being assessed by different doctors in their respective field

getting some sketch vibes from this

Dudes got the Agent 47 Hokkaido robe

“neko scan” what is that name 😂

What in the Severance am I looking at here

Clone.

Bro entered the backrooms.

$499 where do I sign up?

I'm extremely intrigued but something about the speediness of the process and the emphasis on "showing the process" gives me scammy vibes. Plus the price.

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. These things are solutions in search of problems. There will be many people getting treatments they never need, and it'll lead to lots of horrible outcomes.

500 a full body scan is lowkey the deal of the century. everyone worried about clones but my broke ass is checking flight prices rn

Bro went to visit severance

Oh very severance vibe. The question is: is his data private?

This is a reckless advertisement. No real medical doctor recommends this for the general population.

Subject 67 ready to be cloned

Jfc, it's the set of Bicentennial Man from 20+ years ago.... This is a parody?

backrooms

House never liked full body scans…

Very chic

SEVERENCE and back rooms vibes.

He must be outside the US

Five… hundred?! Man I hope that this becomes more commonplace and widespread because I think many people would do this. I hope the price isn’t gouged in the coming years.

Straight into the training data

@grok where is this place cause we KNOW its not in AMERICA

I thought this was a mega rich guy thing and then It's literally $499. You are telling me this is middle class shit?

$5k and ill never know who i am half the time 😀‼️

Where is this offered?

Okay cloning device for AI