This is brilliant.

She was ready

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He would be really happy yet really terrified that he married her.

Best possible answer. Sure, it's a little scary that she knows all that shit, but she is clearly on his side no matter what.

🤣

Haha, oh it's really good dark humor with a side of mischief! 😎

I have dated a latin woman before. This makes sense.

I love this family! They have quite a few good ones they did.

Ya don't hide bodies. Ya let coyotes take care for it. I heard...

She is so turned on by the idea that he killed somebody. Women are stone-age creatures living in a man's industrial-age world.

Rode or die chick! Jackpot buddy!