This is for the girls/theys

if im gay can i continue to do all 4? I type with a gay flourish it is artistic

hear me out, we write down a bunch of stuff like number 3. we sell it as "the art of war for software" and get fake jobs as cyber-philosophers or whatever at google

the hatred in 4…… she was so real

😭😭😭 gotta say the quiet things out loud… or even louder in this case for some of yall

*screaming over the sound of clacking* COOL KEYBOARD HOW DID YOU GET IT IN THE CORGI CAFE

What if we held hands and coworked at the corgi cafe

I’d add a 5th: talking to an AI agent out loud in a public space

Why just men?

channeling caroline konstar here

Life if this all came true:

i was with you up until #4. what do you mean i cant use my model m while i get some work done at starbucks?

was on board until #4, just being unreasonable now

also channeling chloe longname here

Wot dis? Disrespecting the 4 pillars of computer science? I cannot even.

No. 1 they should have stopped on the 70s If your using a mechanical keyboard in public space or office you deserve the super glue I'm about to pour into your keyboard

4 !

It’s science, you can’t hack if ur EQ is that of a raw potato.

B-b-but I need my THOCK!

what if my keyboard isn't clacky? just some cherry browns?

Not happening