This is literally all my notifications right now.

Credit to @AndrewRousso, didnt realize he was on X!

This one's for the Crypto Whales ⬇️ NEW exclusive & luxurious experiences have been added to Apply today & #TravelUnlikeAnyOther with your favorite cryptocurrency.

“My pockets have pockets, You know”

"an EDC..... for your EDC" Surely you do as well?

But how many of them actually have a UAV on standby?

lol besides you? not many 🤣

OH MY GOD! STOP PLAYING WITH THE VOLUME WHILE SCREEN RECORDING! If you want to just download any video on earth, just copy the link and post it on FFS 🤦

bruh i barely know how to use a phone. Thank you though lol

They carry 4 mags because they think they're John wick. I carry 4 mags because I'm constantly leaving them everywhere. We are not the same.

I got this on my feed and feel called out

I laugh at the guys who brag about carrying a TQ but don’t have a IFAK💀