This is such a good one - let’s hear it FinTwit

He’s got the hairline for it!

no airpods?

6k a month rent requires minimum $240k comp lol

“try to fall in love with spreadsheets”

He’s going to get hate but he said everything pragmatically matter-of-fact with no condescension, trying to nonverbally communicate there are a lot of people well above him.

He makes 175k and that’s what his haircut looks like?

zero chance that this guy is a real i-banker, it's giving "back office functionary who tells girls at bars that he's an investment banker."

Why is he holding the phone by his head when he's got a headphone in

why does this sound fake

100% a BNP Paribas LevFin Analyst who hasn’t seen a deal close in his whole 13 month career