This is what hell looks like

There’s not enough money in the world for me to do this.

I'd rather drink goat's blood.

Where do you pee???

Depends

I’d rather spend the night chewing on tinfoil.

Been there done that. Never again!

Whatever causes people to want to do this should be studied and outlawed. It’s clearly a flaw in our genetic programming.

I lived on 82nd Street for 5 years, never went down there. Who needs that, especially since one has to get there 6+ hours before midnight. One year the temperature was a balmy 65 degrees. Still no.

The hats double as toilets since they all are now locked in there until tomorrow.

Young me: Just once, I want to see the ball drop at Times Square. Current me: Young me was an idiot.