This is what they call Hot Meals on Hot Wheels 🔥🛞

Watching him cut up beef was so cringe. Embarrassed for everyone who had to pretend that was not the weirdest scene.

He looks like a toddler having a tantrum at a restaurant

Reality of how it went.

If only he cut property taxes as well as he cuts brisket 🤡

Abbott is always chopping up our rights and programs. Don’t be fooled by this weird show! Greg Abbott's mission: ▶️More Data Centers ▶️Jail Texans for Weed ▶️Drain our power grid ▶️Waste all our water ▶️Raise our taxes ▶️Strip our daughters' rights ▶️Policies that kill kids

He looks like a moron.

Clown shit from the worst governor we’ve ever had…

As he allows Texas to be overrun with Indians and Muslims

I can’t wait to see you working there full time come January 2027!!

November is coming. 🗳☑️

Meanwhile at Buc-ee’s

Same old Abbott campaign rhetoric. It’s time for a change.

GFY

He looks like a toddler in a high chair smashing his dinner but if you think that’ll play…

You look like a 5 year old, #HotWheelsHitler.

Lower the property taxes you prick

Wasn't quite dorky enough. I know you can do better.

📰 Evil Go Cart Governor Poorly Pounds His Dead Meat on Camera for Likes

I'm sure they had a clever name for Dukakis riding around in a tank, too...

🤮

No, it's called amateur bbq cutter.

That’s really not the flex you think it is.

Is that stupid motherfucker aiming to be armless now??

Terrible video

Why did he cry the whole time he was chopping?

He looks like his arms are for decorative purposes only

Oh, Instead of Banning Islam, you just pander to the Camera. Texans need to Wheel you out of office!!!