This is what they took away from us.

Here is a new version from OXO if anyone is interested:

I watched the whole thing

I have it on repeat.

"Stop having a boring tuna—stop having a boring life." I am going to put that on a t-shirt.

It was the best of times… It was the worst of times

“You’re gonna love my nuts” 🥜

“you’re gonna have an exciting life now”

10 seconds in, I was looking for a phone number to call and order.

“We’re going to make America skinny again, one slap at a time.” He was ahead of his time we need Vince Offer more than ever

oh so THAT'S what rizz means