This is why I’ve just called the election.

Someone please dub this over with: “I’ve just come back from a Zoom interview with a tech company in California”

So basically, you want to con us with a quarter of good numbers, before people realise they aren't actually going to make our lives better, we'll still be over 20% poorer than before brexit.

Nobody gives a sh*t why you called it. Glad you got pissed on while you were giving us your life story of bull Crap and failed policies! The people deserve better after 14 years of decimation! Good riddance to a billionaire who was never elected into office by the general public #GeneralElectionJuly #ToriesOut #ToriesAreFinished

This just gets more and more embarrassing

“I’m starting to feel the benefits”. Am I? I’m on a sixth month waiting list btw

Can’t wait to see the back of you ya scumbag!!

Because you and your Party are finished. Neat way of getting out of paying the Infected Blood compensation and dumping it all on a new Government... and Horizon, and WASPI... and Windrush and Grenful - we see you

“inflation has returned to normal” are you dreaming ? when was the last time you visited the superstore ??

Sooooo…. It wasn’t because your own party was just about to try and hold a vote of no confidence in you? Because that would have been really, really sad.

Is this the parody account? I can’t tell the difference