This is why we need uncles.

I am the fireworks, shooting, and blow shit up uncle. We play a critical role.

The older my nephews get, the more my sister wants me to spend time with them. It's great.

…get the nail polish remover, and find out who the fuck did it! 🤣👍

was playing switch with one of my nephews one time and he mentioned something about "furries".. instantly broke the news to him that those people are mentally ill, weird and gross. 🫡 Then told my sister to keep tabs on what he's been watching to even know that term.

My two year old wanted to wear a bow/headband when his 1 yr old sister wore hers. My wife gave him a red headband with a bow on it. The bow got cut off immediately, but he can still wear the headband. 🤣

Should have been dealt with by the father first. The uncle should mock the father for allowing it to happen in the first place.

My brother encouraged my son to paint his fingernails with crayons while we were at dinner once. He hasn’t been allowed around my child unless my husband or myself are present. He was lucky my husband wasn’t there….

I was that Uncle...

@JEjulie777

Uncles: we say the shit your Dad wishes he could

My dad freaked out when I let my sisters painted my nails. Truth was I just wanted to spend time with my sisters, but he was worried I'd turn out gay. Today he'd be condemned for that but I am so glad he drew that line.

Um...we wouldn't need "Uncles" if Dad was doing his job...

Plot twist: uncle is gay.

Left wing moms with left wing gayish husbands are hilarious to me. I don't live with you. Sorry. This is personal. I can't reform him. I mean, I can take him fishing and shooting but he'll still go back to gay.

Or you can be the uncle who lets them paint your nails because you love your nieces and nephews.

😂 I had a nephew that wanted his mom to paint his nails when saw her painting hers when he was really little. It stopped soon after and he’s not gay.

My nephew’s teacher zoomed in on the overhead projector and asked “is that big enough”. He responded “that’s what she said”. Proud uncle moment. I was making a difference, damn it!

That's when I snatch him up and drive to the closest convenient store and buy some nail polish remover. What the fuck is wrong with people

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My sons’ uncle IS gay and he would say painted nails are indeed gay! 💅

Glad the kid didn't have corn rows. 😬 She would not have been so happy about Uncles

I’m confused on the issue

I had a gay uncle, tho

Super gay. We know our job. Tell the truth. Act a little Crazy Keep them honest.

LOL - the narrator was funny

I miss having a family unit. Uncles. Cousins. Favorite aunts. The works

Is it cause black people generally don’t have dads so uncles are the best they can hope for?

I am called Uncles by my family, because my sister's first born would say uncles instead of uncle and it just stuck. I did not sugar coat anything.

Do women instantly think 'But he was reared by his uncle' line or is that just a Navy thing?

Us uncles corrupt, BUT it's out of love and care!

#unclegoals

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