this isn’t an exaggeration either 😭😭

gimme a fourth of this youthful energy back please

That's why they always hungry. Burning calories in between bites.

Whole time holding a crisp in their hand that’s gone all soggy and gross 😭😭😭

I still be doing this when eating McDonald’s at 2am

uncontrolled creative minds in the making

Dinnertime is an easy way to get front row seats to an interpretive dance performance

Not mine. wtf is this

I used be yelling “sit down before you choke” 🤦🏽‍♀️ why do they insist on being unalive 🤣🤣🤣

So annoying 😭

they be so understimulated they can’t sit down for two minutes 😂😭

really accurate, they've got so much energy

Ya raising iPad kids that’s why

This is easily rectified by telling them to stop. It’s basically sloppy parenting.

The bite then the immediate roll-- like tf--boy did you even chew the food? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

they need you to know that that food is BUSSIN ya hear me!!

Triggering my fight or flight. Source: I have an 11 year old 😭

Parents don’t tell their children to sit still and sit down before they choke anymore or I can tell my nieces and nephews included. I just be staring at them eating upside down on the couch. I’m like when they joke don’t say nothing.

This look fun as hell ngl maybe we gotta return to toddler brain

Because parents don’t parent 😅 also, your child may have adhd.

I have a two year old so this has me ctfu

why do they do this though?

The minute you scold to sit one place and eat, they’ve lost their appetite 😭

This is a sign of autism btw

this is the main character energy we all need

just be hitting emotes between every bite

@grok why do little kids move around so much when you’re feeding them?

LMAO

Really? We sat at a table quietly and politely. We were released when everyone was finished eating. This never would have happened.

Talking loud n shit

Y’all kids are slow

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😭😭😭😭😭😭

They know how good that food is

Yeah if your kids can’t focus on anything but ipads and you have no parenting skills lol