This lads pump is going so fast his heartbeat’s lapped itself

I am Salieri, he is Mozart

He looks like someone who went all in on a costume for a Christopher Walken impression and then realised he couldn’t do the voice.

The best monologue in or around a rooftop since Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner

I’m certain others have said this. But, when I first saw this, I wondered if this might somehow or other be *you*.

Never before has the question "what is this guy on" been so redundant

The turtleneck, the hair, the outfit: he looks like Gay Byrne in his 70s.

Always a treat when Sacha Baron Cohen gives us a new character 🥰

What on god's earth is he talking about? (Also Bookmarking this for a villain character ref in The Hive....)