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This man should teach astronomy 💀

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dark9 months ago

I tried to click the heart on the video. 🤦‍♀️

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JAŸ-T 𓋹𓅓9 months ago

“Why does Saturn have all these moons if it can’t even take care of em?” 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 CRYING!!

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Trinity Nixx Ashcroft9 months ago

Ammonia crystals means it’s a piss planet lol

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Sassington, M.C.9 months ago

he can teach whatever he wants as long as he teaches it just like this 😭

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BlueyAnon9 months ago

This guy > @neiltyson

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Chris. P. Bacon9 months ago

Saturn listening to this

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David ✂️ 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 🇮🇱9 months ago

"Just cheap and tacky. That's why they put you at the back of the solar system"

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Rick9 months ago

🍏🍎Dood. We went to the same class!

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Yummy The Artist おいしい9 months ago

Bathtub rings 😂 💀

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Skeptic Tweeter9 months ago

Dude actually has a surprisingly strong command of orbital mechanics here. Yeah, we’re voting him into the astrophys club, he’s one of us. Such a poet, Saturn really is a moon hoarder.

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PirateWitchQueen9 months ago

Cheap crystals. That smell like cat piss. Clean yourself up Saturn, you're a hot mess!

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amarie✨9 months ago

why the fucking PLANETS catching strays??? what’s this guys damage 😭

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J.L. Thorpe, science fiction writer9 months ago

Saturn’s got to get its shit together

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LilHumansBigImpact9 months ago

He found his niche for sure

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Offshore Oddities𓅣9 months ago

"Why you have so many moons if you're not going to take care of them" like they're f'cking cats LMAO

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LawrenceDCodes9 months ago

looks like the user is @TyreakToldYou

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SavedbyGrace9 months ago

Enter heavenly body shaming. NOT on my 2026 bingo card but...

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Josh9 months ago

I understood this better than anything taught to me in the 80's/90's

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sincerely and truly, 🥱9 months ago

This is… exactly who I would want my astronomy professor to be… Bless them. Fucking talented AND hilarious

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Nigel Ficke9 months ago

I'm betting he's not going to shame Saturn into cleaning up it's act. Saturn is as Saturn does. Still, I'm glad the universe have an HOA. To allow Venus to be Venus you need to accept a little Saturn. I just hope Saturn doesn't steal my bike

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Dusk🍁🇨🇦9 months ago

"Morbidly obese moon-hoarder" is going in my lexicon immediately.

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corey9 months ago

Drag Saturn 💀

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CielleLouise9 months ago

This man IS a teacher…omg remember when real ones were funny like this? Like before standardized testing.

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Texas Darlin' 🎀9 months ago

This is amazing 🎉

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stan bowen9 months ago

Reminds me of the honey badger don’t care narrative guy

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mass ave curmudgeon9 months ago

Sagan said as much, though not near as eloquently

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the swamp amp ⚠️9 months ago

@GabitahFX Oh man, if he thinks Saturn rings are dirty... can't wait to hear his rant about Uranus.

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Jill THEE WRITER - Fangirl🐬9 months ago

What is his name? Where can I find him?

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A most idiotick run9 months ago

"The rings are just a bunch of moons and shit that crashed into each other...that's why they put you at the BAck of the solar system." this guy is hilarious. naughty Saturn

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Peter Scott-Morgan9 months ago

@0xf9beb4d9 “… what Saturn lacks in mass, it makes up for in bullshit” 😂 That got me.

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shannon9 months ago

I’m listening….

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CyberLizard🖥️🦎9 months ago

So, Saturn's rings are a skidmark and its covered in piss. I am not sure what to do with this information, but thanks nonetheless.

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Parmita Mishra 🔬9 months ago

I love him

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