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This one never gets old ๐
154,285 views โข 11 months ago โขvia X (Twitter)
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Hahaha.. The Officer is still not getting old and the Guy has an instant family.

If you need a good laugh this morning, this one never gets old ๐

"i'll let you off with a warning" ๐๐

Look at the relief in his face ๐ญ๐

One of the best ๐

good boy

What a dedicated police man ๐

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But, officer is not getting old.

And this

They needed a black woman to make it more accurate.

No matter how many times I see this, it never stops being funny.

@JPEstelles

This is too ๐

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper ๐

taxpayer money sais poof

He needed to be sent to Rwanda

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We all need this cop in our lives. At Least I know I do !!!!

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car - NOW!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The Sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing! He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you're having a senior moment...make it memorable

Yup it was el classic

Good morning

Damn ๐

lol so funny.

Ha

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Oscar-worthy performance๐

lol

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