Throughout my life, London has always been with me.

Is this the David Cameron technique of trying to prove you enjoy cycling in London for the cameras whilst having a car follow you behnd?

Can you imagine anybody who cycles in London wanting the air to be less clean? Can you imagine caring so much about your wife that you made a joke about drugging her on the same day you launched an anti-drink spiking campaign where you said how serious the issue was?

Fuckwit #politicslive

Where’s your crash helmet? And you’re hoping to run the city? I don’t think so

Hop this is ai as otherwise your a fucking idiot for not having a helmet.

About two weeks ago the Mamdani PR machine recognised that a politician riding around without a helmet is not a good look. Do your people actually want you to succeed, or are we days away from you telling people homelessness can be fixed by buying a house and this all being over?

And so the bull s**t begins

Where is your helmet, James?

Except when you ran away and lived in Essex for the last 10 years.

Lewisham's very own. 😏

Where is your helmet?

Cycling in a suit and no helmet? Setting a good example

Firstly, why did you ride around London without wearing a helmet? Is Susie the lady that you gave Rohypnol to?

Good luck, James. Ubique.

Why the fuck were you MP for some place in Essex then?

Why don't you resign as the MP of Braintree? You seem to only give a shit about London now...

You want to ditch ULEZ The very thing that has increased children’s lung size & capacity in London. Conclusion: you’re not very bright.

Bring back breathing issues asap #voteCleverly

That moment when you called somewhere up north a shithole makes that clear you gobshite

Trying to hard you pillock. Embarrassing

Why do you want to reverse legislation that has made children healthier?

What was Braintree! A distraction!

@whyteforAEast Why are you riding a Lime Bike

Met you a few times James. You're a good man. Good luck.

I love this parody account! 😂…. Oh wait! 😳

You look a wally.

Pardon?????

And these

Helmet?

🤣🤡

Speaks the opportunist

On your squeaky bike!