thx for 20k y’all😋

Trust!

alternate angles!

They’re saying I was the watermelon’s stunt double

can confirm you were just out of shot

i had to intimacy coordinate

hey oomf can you do this to my skull sometime

On my way!

THANK GOD

I love being gay

Why is this video 4 hours long

Wait was someone telling you what to do on FaceTime I love doing that lol

hi my name is watermellon

i was legit wondering if the watermelon(s) were getting factored into your 8000 or whatever calories for today

🫩nope

me asf

Oh this is good

Oh you were serious

man of my word

Another day of me wishing I was a watermelon 😔

durian at 30k

Tolf at 1

😧

this is the type of stuff we are all on the internet for…

cutest laugh awwww🤭♡︎

In all my years I’ve never seen you grin ear to ear quite like this. Now squeeze a pumpkin now!

Me after waiting patiently for this video 🤪, also you got such a cute ass smileeee 😩☺️<3

YES THE DAY HAS COME !!!

Thank you

My directorial debut

The prophecy has been fulfilled 🍉

oh my god i can’t believe u actually did it 😭😭

… woah

hey so do this to my head

OMG, you actually did it! We’re so proud of you

😧

OMG! I’ve never heard a watermelon actually grunt in pain before!!!!

Holy fucking hell

The absolute joy in that laugh yayyyy

ngl this is wholesome and so cute

Huzzah! But such an adorable laugh 😉😘

I am unwell in the best way

BOOOM

me next please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please