Tiny black hole getting dropped into Earth:

This simulation is massively faster than the real thin. The event horizon would be less than a millimeter so, you have to squeeze material through this. As that happens it heats up, so much so it'll heat up, and emit so much light that the photon pressure slows down accretion.

Back of envelope math suggests for a black hole 1% of mass of earth it’ll be consuming millions of tons of matter per second while emitting energy equivalent to 10% of the luminosity of the sun. It would take millions of years to consume earth.

I could survive this

Is everyone okay though?

Man, it would be so horrifying. An Earthquake that just keeps getting more intense over the course of minutes to hours until everything on the surface of the planet is smashing into each other.

Would Earth start moving laterally like that on an horizontal plane side to side?

No, that's the camera, I should have selected the earth 🤣

oh no the economy!

Yes, that black hole is a little smaller.