Tips for men whose wives are entering perimenopause

If you have to breathe, go do it in another room.

this works for me in my marriage and my wife doesnt even have perimenopause

Wife hearing this

100% serious advice: try your best to keep your perimenopausal wife away from any recently-divorced girl friends because that idea spreads like wildfire.

good luck bro, that ride gets wild and you're not the only one feeling it

My shop has a air conditioner, stocked fridge, microwave, computer, recliner, couch and a TV. I "work on" our cars a lot. "My car made a funny noise today" I'm on it.

This is excellent advice. He knows.

The struggle is real

So just go to the man cave and only leave once requested or if the kids get loud gotcha. Actually just take the kids with you. Also invest in a good 2nd bed.

"The divorce cameout of nowhere:"

Bookmarked for future reference

For any men or women in the comments: if this is you, or your spouse in perimenopause, HRT can be a lifesaver. I thought I had dementia the cognitive issues were so bad. I also didn’t realise my mood had changed from Angel to crazy devil. Get help.

So true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I swear this is the latest trend women are talking about. Of course it is a real thing and has always been around, but social media has made this into THE thing as of late. Excuse number 87 as to why: “I’m not really accountable for my behavior….perimenopause”

This is why I have a traveling job. I spend only 3 days a week at home, generally. Life seems to be better for us. Also, he's right about the "there is no right way to be" around her. Just ignore her craziness and enjoy the days you are not home.

Yup... you better practise breathing in silence .....or even better not at all.... 👀

HRT saves lives.

You forgot that sex is off the table

I am pretty sure I am in peri menopause. It is really strange the headaches and joint pain are the worst they have ever been. The only male I could consider dating at this point would have to be good at massage because why sooooo much pain.

get them on hormones, fixes 80%+ of the effects of perimenopause

To focus on a woman's hormones & not self reflect as a husband, hmmm let's be honest. Perimenopause can be an excuse for both partners but time to stop blaming one side or hormones & address your marriage & misunderstandings of long term relationships. BOTH SPOUSES!

Male menopause," Andropause, isn't a sudden event but a gradual decline in testosterone starting around age 30-40, with symptoms often noticed in the late 40s, 50s, or even later. Women are not alone on a ride, I am seeing limp hormone shifts, mood swings😓 and that saggy nagging

Also be ready to fuuuck. Hormones burn out white hot. 🔥😎

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Bringing back the boomer “i hate my wife” humor huh

The worst is the crying over absolutely nothing. Like wth. I’m just standing here bawling over a leaf that fell off the tree because it reminded me of the fragility of life. Honestly it is hard for everyone involved. lol. The hormones.

Or you could 1. Get her a spa package 2. Get her a wine of the month membership 3. Take her on vacation 4. Send the kids to a relatives house for the weekend 5. Explore the joy of medicinal gummies.

When men don’t understand the answer to their own hormonal shifts they blame the woman pretty often instead of offering understanding. This isn’t an intelligent answer. A really insecure man giving poor uncomfortable advice without stating their own loss of testosterone truth.

Also stop fucking talking all the time. Always yapping. Stop it.

These guys must be married to some harpies. I don't act like that and detest women who do. Stop nagging. Stop whining. It makes us all look bad.

why do old men go deaf? its a defense mechanism. That coupled with "I need to fix this thing in the garage" will see you through.

This works for me in my marriage and my Wife doesnt even have perimenopause.