Today, we hosted the first ever EU–India Strategic Dialogue. This is a big step forward for our partnership — tackling issues such as maritime security, space and paving the way for deeper defence cooperation. My press conference with Dr. S. Jaishankar ↓

Kaja Kallas: “We hosted the first ever EU–India Strategic Dialogue!” Yeah? And what exactly did Estonia bring to the table—Viking poetry and free Wi-Fi? Kaja, you command a country with fewer people than an average Mumbai suburb and you’re out here talking about maritime security like you’re Queen of the North Sea. Sit down before someone mistakes your foreign policy for a PowerPoint school project. You want “deeper defense cooperation”? India sneezes and half your Baltic “fleet” capsizes. The only thing strategic about this dialogue is how politely Jaishankar didn’t laugh in your face on stage. This isn’t diplomacy—it’s cosplay with flags. #KajaKollapse #EstoniaFlexingAgain #StrategicDelusion #EUComedyHour #JaishankarPokerFace #NATOButMakeItCute #IndiaBlinkedTwice #DefenseWithDwarves #SitDownKaja #StrategicDialogLOL #CringeDiplomacy #MAGA

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@DrSJaishankar Are you taking up the humanitarian issue of Baby Ariha Shah who is being kept with foster parents and is being alienated from her values, religion and culture?

@DrSJaishankar I hope that Indian soldiers are NOT going to ever fight Europe's wars. Never again. Send your own sons and daughters to the frontlines. Not a single drop of Indian blood for your wars.

@DrSJaishankar Armenia is the only reliable partner in the region which can rightfully play a role of bridge between Europe and India 🇪🇺🇦🇲🇮🇳

@DrSJaishankar Both India and EU are logical and humane democracies.. both are looking for trusting allies. Both have proven to be reliable friends. Wish for a prosperous partnership 🙏

@DrSJaishankar 🇮🇳

The frustration is clearly visible on Jaishankar's face. Even after a month, he is still in shock over what Pakistan has done to them. Pakistan is well-prepared and cannot be defeated by these so-called Indians. If they want to continue the fight, let them come — we are always ready.

@DrSJaishankar Madame Emptyness

@DrSJaishankar Hope you won’t mind if we keep buying Russian oil and co-develop S-500s and Su-57s. Just curious, by the way, what exactly are you bringing to the table?

@DrSJaishankar How about using some of that capability to deliver aid to #Gaza