tonysopranomaxxing (panic attacks, making no progress in therapy, constantly exhausted, binge eating, quick to anger)

“Woke up this morning. Got some gabagool!”

I’m Tonymaxxing in the sense that I have a family of ducks that keeps spawning in my pool

wow that's awesome, i bet you're the first person to ever say this about one's self

friend to birds

@saranation73

@friedfishn

Song?

No progress in therapy

Those goddamn ducks

casuallying killing his friends in response to his own minor embarrassment

This is too true to be funny

Literally me

@everythinginuno

Where's sex!?

I do like me some ducks.