Trump: "We resurrected Christopher Columbus"

Aaron how dare you accurately clip him! I'm shaking my fist at my computer as I type this.

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He looks very unhappy for not winning the Nobel Peace Prize

More proof Trump was sent by God. (sarcasm)

Is he trading places with him ??

Oh? Dr. Jesus Ballroom is doing resurrections now. Great. Water to wine next, or…?

I mean... Trump did cosplay as Jesus (sarcasm).

Nobody killed him. The history of Columbus is complicated, and far from heroic. Some of the worst attrocities that we've experienced as human beings were enabled, in part, by revisionist history.

Did Paula White lay hands on him?

Trump doesn't even know who he was.

Columbus: mercenary. slaver, raper, looter. For Spain, not Italy.

Just out here resurrecting Christopher Columbus 🫤

He's back! And ready to colonize again!

Columbus never ever set foot on the main land of north America

You should start focusing on things that matter

He just makes up the stupidest shit. Nobody was persecuted for saying the name. What a fucking ignorant dickhead

What's going to do for our economy nothing

measles wasn’t enough, so why not small pox too

You mean you whitewashed Columbus. You did what past people did, hid his true nature and crimes.

They did? Call the Pope! Get that person sainted ASAP

How they pull that off?

Can we -unresurrect you, oh orange one?

Did he ask you where his slaves were?

Wow, he’s hitting all the golden oldies

Why? Was he an American? Who gives a shit about this?

There’s gotta be a better way to phrase that

OOOh, new Halloween horror flick coming!

All my homies hate Christopher Manatee Mating Columbus. Embrace Leif Erikson day. Which is today. Hinga dinga durgen.

Fox news lady said "we need a fact check on whether christopher columbus killed indigenous people" lmao

@grok If we dug up Christopher Columbus from his grave, what would he look like today?

...................it's kind of similar to Mitch McConnell. BING, BING, BING." President Crazy Legs