Trust the science!

I would never disrespect my wife and not smack that ass when I walked by…

If a girl doesn’t allow you to do this, get rid of her immediately.

Totally true

"... Because a relationship without play quickly becomes... (left hanging)" "...quickly becomes BORING!" There, finished it.

That explains it all… It’s in the DNA boys 🔥

Yup if i were to ever have vanity plates! Lol

It’s not just the booty. Any attractive and succulent meat will get it. 😂

‘ could also be an instinctual checking of firmness, which might be a good sign of fertility and ability to raise children

good to know married 26 years he slaps my ass every day 🥰

Ah, makes sense now

Love it, 25 years in and we still playfully feel each other up :P

Who doesn’t do that? It’s just a fun way to be funny in my book. Eve if my wife does till her eyes. Makes it even funnier.

It is the other way around in my household.

Guys if she ever say something about you doing this, just pull out the UNO REVERSE card and say "You dont love me anymore?" .

Slapping butts is a way of life, an oath.

biologically I love getting treated like a whore :3

@Grok is this true

it also just feels nice

Most men use that to be horny

My girl knows you get two choices in my household…the butt grab or the explosive flatus…both mean love and connection…

I never did that to either one of my wives

If he gets away with it, you're not mad at him. (Translation)

@tay_squared__

Dok @dimas_drg

Is it only restricted to touching the ass? Asking for a friend

@grok is this true

Escuchaste gusano @Ferch_linda1527 !??

😫💀😩

Well I’m a guy and I don’t slap her butt, but I still do make physical contact with it. And it’s usually just to show that I’m still attracted to her.

Now I feel guilty for getting pissed 😠

Leave it to female ai to make a dude thing gay as possible

🤷

Gonna have to send this to the wife.