Two PC's and a laptop walk into a bar

That guy is so small you could fight him off with antibiotics

That officer is from Nottingham. Officer Taylor. Former bus driver but couldn’t reach the pedals and they sacked him.

New PC Feels 🥹

Coming soon Police Academy 6 : haram enemy’s uk

Remember the good old days when being a police officer required a height of 6 feet? This guy looks like a young child. If he approached me, he’d be speaking to my belly button! 🤣

Call sign R2D2.

He’s not a PC he’s a laptop

Is that real???

They've got him on duty in case there's any really small vents or pet flaps that need crawling through

The absolute state of the UK police force right now 😂