UPDATE 23:05:25. 10:23am Kitchen

Sending Stunt George to assist you Sir (Ps: the FC has read the book and rates it highly)

Are you sat on your cat 🐈‍⬛??

Feel Joe's let you down pal

Have you thought of trying to warble in differing tones? A flock of rescue water thrushes may hear you & come to your aid!

#PrayForBob

That cat that is screaming. Perhaps he can help!? Otherwise I'll give you £8.00 for him and his name.

The detective is in. All episodes of #CrossOnPrime are NOW STREAMING on @PrimeVideo.

Goodmonson not having a good day?

Harrowing. Should come with a content warning. The sound of those anguished howls in the background will haunt me.

Hey @RealBobMortimer you legend... Something I ask well known & influential people, can I just ask: What is your dream 'reality' car & your dream 'ultimate' car? They can both be different cars. 🚗🚘💨

So you're saying the police said there's nothing they can do but they apologised?