VAMPIRES WOULD DOMINATE THIS JOB Audio by ZacSpeaksGiant

@ZacSpeaksGiant Until the Pope blesses the ocean and turns it to holy water...

@ZacSpeaksGiant But wouldn't the water pressure still crush them... and since they are immortal they would be down there, a crushed vampire unable to move, for all eternity?

@ZacSpeaksGiant ….underwater vampire covens… would be an interesting idea!! Like they teleport their lair to the ocean depths and just sink down. Of course going inside the underwater castle they would be normal bc im sure that salt water would be murder on their hair lol prestidigitation!

@ZacSpeaksGiant How do Vampire mermaids sound to y'all

@ZacSpeaksGiant vampires are known NOT to be able to cross or traverse flowing waters. that includes the ocean.

@ZacSpeaksGiant Scuba Vampires, 🤣

@ZacSpeaksGiant I thought putting them under flowing water was bad for them. Then again, everything bad for Vampires is pretty damn awful for humans too.

@ZacSpeaksGiant Ima just leave this here

@ZacSpeaksGiant Except for one thing. Vampires can't go into water at all. Not just holy water but all water

@ZacSpeaksGiant Some breeds of vampires are aquatic so there's that. Sadly i don't remember any of them by name.

@ZacSpeaksGiant Well in some cultural lore salt and vampires don't mix well (salt can be used to create barriers around doors & windows that way), and more commonly vampires cannot cross moving bodies of water.

@ZacSpeaksGiant I think it would have to be a swamp vs and ocean. So swamp vampires.

@ZacSpeaksGiant get them deep enough and they pop like a balloon.

@ZacSpeaksGiant They also stay hydrated.

@ZacSpeaksGiant I don't understand the general vampire weakness of moving water, when humans are mostly water anyways. If the vampire moves, *they* would become moving water, and thus be weak to themselves. In this fashion, underwater vampires make complete sense.

@ZacSpeaksGiant Fantastic Saga if the Swamp Thing moment made possible by stagnant/blocked water.

@ZacSpeaksGiant The Anglerfish is possibly more scary than the Vampires.

@ZacSpeaksGiant They are like sharks. They can smell the blood.

@ZacSpeaksGiant you forgot about water pressure, didn't you? vampires are still based off of humans, I mean- there are entire laws of physics behind this, are you sure you thought this through?

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@ZacSpeaksGiant I LOVE this concept SEAPIRES!!!

@ZacSpeaksGiant The pressure would squeeze them like an overripe tomato

@ZacSpeaksGiant I THOUGHT THE AUDIO WAS YOU! GOW TF DOES THIS GUY ONLY HAVE 300 FOLLOWERS?!?!

@ZacSpeaksGiant won't crabs be trying to eat them constantly?

@ZacSpeaksGiant Interesting concept, but I don't think it would work. There's a lot of pressure at those kinds of depths, and I don't think their hearts could take it.

@ZacSpeaksGiant ... vampires are harmed by water iirc.