WHAT DID SHE JUST SHOW HIM? Audio by ZacSpeaksGiant

@ZacSpeaksGiant Skill check failed perfectly

@ZacSpeaksGiant "Is this the result of a failed skill check or a successful one?" Answer: Yes.

@ZacSpeaksGiant She just wanna show off her secret stash!

@ZacSpeaksGiant Things so unholy and bizarre that to comprehend what relationship it bears to sex would take a lifetime—and then before your eyes the distinction between fair and foul, wicked and good would seem so dark and comic as to drive even Cthulhu mad. I.e., gnomish hu-cow femdom.

@ZacSpeaksGiant “I Gnome what you did last summer.” “Uwe-ha-ha.” “You’ve been…Gnomed!”

@ZacSpeaksGiant "failed successfully"

@ZacSpeaksGiant Look, I wanted erotica, I was just hoping for mindslayers.

@ZacSpeaksGiant lolol That's a skill check successfully failed. XD

@ZacSpeaksGiant Really, at this point, who's going to kink shame?

@ZacSpeaksGiant Then there are the Gangsta Gnomes from Monster Hunter International....

@ZacSpeaksGiant Feckin Gnomes!

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@ZacSpeaksGiant Staring and published by Scanlan Shorthalt.

@ZacSpeaksGiant That’s the result of a dirty 20, if you catch my drift