Vanja’s some player byw

Aye , that will do us the world a good in a game

What! No way. A pro footballed capable of doing keepy ups and a few tricks. This is why you see all those freestyle footballers playing at the top level.

To quote Roy Makaay: “Tricks are for the circus!” Ya daft Hun bastard!

Ballon d’Or surely?

He’s got that Barca intro nailed 3 years ahead of time 👀

Don’t think he’s gonna sore much sitting on his arse lad

He's pish

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Yea, keep saying that when he’s getting abused by your fickle fans

Mr Woo done this stuff and he was shite.

What a fanny 🤣 🤣 🤣

Jill Scott done this on TV

@BadgerB33

🤣🤣🤣 aye mate what a player should be at Madrid 😎😎🤣

Couple a keepy ups and already you have him as the best player in the world…. Stupid orange bastard. 😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aye class mate 92nd minute at 1-1 and he sits down and starts doing kept uppies

Halfwit

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Great free styling! You’re not going to win much doing that though.

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@Rfc1872I 😅😅😅😅

Being able to do ball tricks, doesn't make u a great player, let's wait and see!!

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I’ve seen sea lions do that but I wouldn’t necessarily sign one.