Warhammer Pre-K

Woah woah woah, you’re expecting a space marine player to fit different shapes into specific holes? You might have to slow down there, champ. They’re not ready for that one yet.

Hold my beer....

Arm thy Youth

In the grim darkness of playtime, there is only joy. There is no peace among the playground, only an eternity of smiles and the laughter of watching parents.

For craft today we won't be finger painting or making macaroni art... today

I would unironically buy the shit out of this. Puzzle pieces might be too small and choking hazards but the rest would be great. Gremlin already likes to wave foam toys around and hit us with them

I want to imagine the 'joy and whimsy' meme icon but instead of a lollipop (or in addition to) they're holding this chain sword with everything else. "I wanna be a templar just like my dad"

The pig approves

Only thing I would say is the puzzle pieces might be a choking hazard. Might be better to turn them into buttons that make different warcries

For the emporer of toddlerkind

I didn't think about Warhammer first

Babys first Chainsword right here

stl file plz

Why isn’t it a real toy?

I would like to purchase please.

Finally something fit for space wolf blood claws

It's perfect for game workshops "modern audience™" they really want to please lately

Standard Black Templars Weaponry

Stl file where?

Hug the heretic. High-five the mutant. Join the unclean (on the potty)

I get the joke and all. But you know that Warhammer is British, right?

How are they not real toys? Do they not exist in real life? Are they not used for physical play?

@DigitalGanon pour tes enfants (si t'en a) 🥸

ZOMBIE BREAKER

Warhammer people don't have children.

You can teach ur kids how to purge the eretic from a young age

average Kamen Rider weapon tbh

@Gikkopun

Where to buy?!??

@JackHenrySalmo1

You call it a 40K Chainsword, I call it a Fallout Ripper

is there, perhaps, a square hole?