WATCH. DOW-UAP-PR26, UNRESOLVED UAP REPORT | OCTOBER 2023

Ok, but what about the Epstein files?

Now do the Epstein files you pedo protector.

In my 35 years of flying militarily and commercially, I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything I couldn’t explain. That being said, I can’t wait to pour through these! I’ll report back.

Nice distraction.

The White House has spotted us!

No aliens. But Jesus Saves!

Oh, sweetie, any distraction to cover-up gas prices, Iran, Epstein, and everything else... #TrumpsGasFailure

Whoever did these redactions deserves a raise. Great job lowering the footage quality too..

We won’t forget

Finally! The White House has blessed us with high-quality 144p footage captured by the most advanced sensors of 2023. The video is so clear, I can't tell if it’s an alien or just my grandma’s old toaster flying around. ​With all the technological advancements we have, it seems aliens only ever manifest in front of cameras from the Stone Age.

@LeighAnnCox

Is this video actually from the Pentagon?? It’s going viral on Reddit 🛸👽

Cool! Now about the Pedophile in The Oval Office! Will the aliens hold him accountable for fucking children?

Probably just this.

@LeighAnnCox The jig is up

Where is it written that a journalist can't fire back after a personal insult? Trump surely deserved it. After calling her "Bitch" on live TV, wouldn't it have been great if ABC's Rachel Scott fired right back at Trump, "Asshole." Racist, rapist, criminal pig.

Behold, the "US Military platform:"

Look I think this is one of the greys

Somebody is lying.

👽

Guys... I'm all for the video and document release, but there's no context here. I see a white dot... No idea of speed no idea of size, not a really good visual indication on what it is... I'm really not that impressed with this.

Ok, cool video.

The most important word here is unresolved. This doesn’t automatically mean alien. It means our sensor stack, airspace models, classified programs, and public explanations no longer fully overlap. That gap is where the real story lives. Release the metadata. Let the world analyze it.

If you zoom in you can identify the anomalous phenomenon

here’s the first real alien who was abducted 👽

@welchgrapesrus @ChrisVanHollen is on the case. Justice for the Maryland man. 👽