We discovered a new cryptid

What secrets does he hide?

You missed arguably the best part of that bit which is him and his wife talking after leaving the house. She says "I think those people were having sex with each other" to which he replies "We just walked through a fog bank of twat mist" Been a long time since I've seen this bit.

“Labia” is plural.

~Very distinctive scent, I may add.

Patton, I saw you many moons ago, and you told a story about a gig in West Virginia. I don’t even remember the details, but I remember that’s the hardest I think I’ve ever laughed.

I quote "probably factually accurate" all the time.

Nothing screams “Trust the Science” like the Fifth Amendment

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For some reason, it's only now that I'm trying to think of what an actual fucksquatch would look like- not when I saw this awesome show for the 1st time, or upon any subsequent rewatch, but now. Did my subconscience simply need all this time to prepare me!?

Hi Patton, Pretty Funny Stuff! Kevin and Adam Said The Answer Is Still No

Skumbag. Assholes like you that blatantly criticize Trump supporters always lose in the end you dumb fuck

Did You Know That Jesse From Minecraft Story Mode Was voiced by Patton Oswalt

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ELON did it... he don't really know ...he did it... ....but look