WE LET THIS GUY THROW AND IT’S A TOUCHDOWN! LET HIM FUCKING THROW!

USC wants him to throw. He’s not accurate

My name is Dave Portnoy According to me (again, my own words), I just got pushed around and got my shit kicked in by a “soft USC team that doesn’t deserve to be in the B10”. If this “soft” USC team just demolished my Michigan team, what does that make my Michigan team?

Sorry Dave. Some things never changes. Like USC kicking Michigan’s ass in LA. Fight ON!!

Michigan has been eliminated from the CFP.

Yo my man Dave how about you stop worrying about Ohio State and focus on your 2 loss Michigan team and a quarterback who is nothing special

West coast ball team just beat the fuck out of Michigan all up and down the field. That’s a tough look Davey

You can’t win when you don’t have the other teams plays! 😊

Michigan getting mauled and out physicaled by USC Over 200 rushing yards Michigan DLine is soft

Could be worse … you could have james franklin as your head coach

I love this for you

Hey Dave! Update???

“Michigan would be a top team in the SEC” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAOOOOO USC IS SOFT WEST COAST PUSSY BALL RIGHT?! STINKY BRYCE IS FUCKIN TRASH!!!!

This team and the one who just loss to Northwestern after losing to UCLA, would win the SEC? 🤔🤔🤔

We need cignetti Dave

Our entire gamelan was “please throw the ball with Underwood” You’re a clueless clown 😂😂😂

You think Underwood can throw? Have you seen his completion %? Cmon man I thought you knew sports

Sherrone needs to go. That was completely retarded to go for 2.

We're bad. Moore is gone after this year. Underwood in transfer portal.

P***y football, huh?

Buddy they let him throw too much, what on earth are you talking about. Go do some more coke

Its odd a guy that won Heisman Trophy knows more about football than the 5-8 Jewish loud mouth!!

Underwood can’t throw a touch down are you crazy he sucks right now he has 0 touch not very accurate. All he does is throw a flat fast ball half his passes are uncatchable. Y’all paid $12 million for Alex Orgi 2.0

Fuck Michigan

@barstoolsports Dave crying never gets old 🍿

Kicked your candy ass

😂😂😂🤣

Haha it’s getting ugly Dave.. big ten is nothing but ASS

How’s this Michigan playoff team looking lol

Pretty sure he threw a TD right before that lol. You are such a fucking loser

Yeah he can throw like you can shoot a basketball

Imagine losing to a team that lost to Illinois. #see younov29