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💯 the only thing you missed was the total lack of humour and personality in our plastic PM. I say Andrew for PM 😁

One of your best yet! 👍

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Great post Andrew

Spot on, like you I realised a while ago we were already in the decline and war on the UK, it has happened now we have to try and live with whats left.

You forgot to mention that the #Barbers are moving into the #Dentist's Industry to take Excellent! CARE! Of Our/Our Children's TEETH!! - AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!! 🦷🪥😨😱

Bleak but true .

Great stuff Andrew. What's very depressing is that most of the ppl alive today won't see any improvement, or see the UK emerge from this hellish nightmare, in fact, things are going to slowly get worse. The brakes are off.

Nail firmly hit on the head👍 once again.