What $6,200/month gets you in Brickell

Brilliant views of other peoples apartments. Along with being in straight line view of theirs. 🤣

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Rent will get split by 4, pretend wealth. After a year, 2 will fall off. The one holding the lease will get f**ked and wonders why life is so unfair!

half the square footage is the hallway.

The interior looks identical to a trailer I rented for $1200

Every condo built in the past few years looks identical, only vary by square footage

Lots of wasted space, way too expensive. No thanks

Its cute, but for 6,200 per month It better be beachfront, I am not paying that much to look at other buildings.

Better than NYC.. I’ll definitely give it that, but the view is 🗑️ if you value privacy.

6200 for a fuckton of hallway. No thanks

Send the meteor ☄️

$75k year just to have a box to scroll your phone in

Austin Texas apartment

Flood capital. Noah’s Arc sold separately.

SLS is one of the worst brand partnerships in Miami’s history.

Brickel so overrated lol

Don't know what a Brickell is, but that's hideous. That's like $500k in Kuala Lumpur, btw.

Looks exactly like a 200kUSD trailer tbh

Housing bubble indicator.

@RosenZone cries in New York

How very corporate!

yes, drab grey screams “i’m fucking rich"

$6200 a month to not own it in the end 🫠

Definitely a financial dystopia

And you’re a retard to pay that much for so little

Living in something like that, just gives me sniper vibes I’ll be kinda skittish standing on the balcony or without having big curtains 😂

Does this include HOA/condo fees?

$6,200/mo for a labrynthian gyp board box with tacky wood veneer built ins, wow!

That apartment is not 1152 sq.ft lol, what even, it's bigger.

Looks like a jail cell

Garbage

Umm tgat looks waaaaay bigger than 1150 sf