What are they talking about? Wrong answers only

"Lane is spiritually fatter than both of us"

Saban: Lane called you a lardass. Kirby: I am not a lardass, I’m big boned, dammit. Saban: I know Kirb. I’m just telling you what I heard. Don’t shoot the messenger. Kirby: I told you not to hire that smartass, he’s trouble. Saban: it’s too late for that,son

“You know I was Kalen’s ear calling plays the other night, right?” “Yes Daddy, I know.”

“Did you see Carson Beck’s performance last night?” “You know he was committed to you first, right.”

“Okay, so this is my recipe for baked beans. The secret is yelling at them while they cook.” “Ahhh. Of course. Of course.”

“So Penn State actually called me…Of course, I sent it to voice mail”.

Saban: We both know you were calling timeout... Kirby: I know, but they were clapping. Saban: I know. I saw like everyone else. But you can't call timeout and then lie about calling a timeout. Kirby: I only did what I thought you would do. Saban: I'm proud of you, son

We gotta get Kirby in shape man.

“Hey man, brother to brother, coach to coach. You were really calling a timeout last week, huh?”

Kirby: “Can you believe Auburn fans are still talking about my fake timeout a week later”? Nick: “Auburn fans whine about everything because they have envy of Bama & Georgia.”

“You realize I make more than you just hanging out with McAfee and working like 30 days out of the year, playing golf, and doing advisory stuff… while you’re out here working your tail off just to stay in my shadow!”

Kirby: “You should take the Penn State job” Nick: “No, you should take the Penn State job”

“Look, I know you’re the HC at Georgia but the better job is to come and become my DC at Arkansas”.

“I’m running out of get out jail free cards. Any judges owe us some favors from my time at Bama?”

How to get 4 timeouts in a game

For those curious, I did not make this up. Remember, the secret is to yell at them while they cook. 🤬

“This is how you get your defense working in the first half”

Own calling the timeout, and keep your fatass off training tables, aight?? What are you doing??

“For the longest time I kept telling Pat no, when he offered me one of those weed gummies… hell, now I take one before every show. You should try em.”

N: Land sharks will always be Rebels. K: You know it. And Vandy, man. Crazy times, right? And, please leave town. Athens has seen enough of you.

Flushable wipes are not actually flushable. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why in God’s name are you still letting Mike Bobo coordinate and call the offense when you could hire someone 10 times better!

“Hey Kirby, I told Sankey to make y’all the new Bama and get all the calls. You’re welcome”

You better not lose to Lane! He will blow up both our phones with endless text messages! 😂

Saban: I don’t care what Mrs Terry says, Oatmeal cream pies are the best Little Debbie, aight. Kirby: Maybe so but nothing beats a Fudge Round after a bulldog win.

Next time you cause a scene like last week, fall down on the ground and act like it’s a heart issue… Works every time. 🤣😂

Georgia fans clapping for their team

“Im telling you we could open 100 In & Outs in the southeast and make a killing”

Saban:“Go Karts, I’d get them all go Karts”. Kirby: “yes, yes that is brilliant, actually do you have a guy?”

Kirby, you know how we used to do in Alabama but you are being way too obvious with paying refs. I mean, come on, me and the rest of the ESPN staff had such a hard time covering your ass at the Tennessee and then to make it worse at the Auburn game. You're gonna get us all busted. -Saban

Cut his 🍑 today, Kirbyyyy…Don’t embarrass me again😅🤏🏽👊🏽👏🏽

Is this hot yoga stuff the real deal?

Saban: You know Lane isn’t going to let you get away with that clapping stunt this week. Kirby: Coach, he called me fat.

look Kirby, you gotta throw out the big bucks to the refs… 😂