💥LoLo💥's banner
💥LoLo💥's profile picture

💥LoLo💥

@ZOrtiz9919 • 139,673 subscribers

Humor with edge. Sarcasm is my 2nd language. Taco Queen. 🌮

Shorts

Love it. Hate it. Debate it. At the end of the day, she's built to birth the future generation.

Sensitive content

Love it. Hate it. Debate it. At the end of the day, she's built to birth the future generation.

1,088,315 views

When men were men and women were women.

When men were men and women were women.

2,468,968 views

Anyone know where I can order this.

Anyone know where I can order this.

1,981,014 views

AI forgot to add a belly button.

AI forgot to add a belly button.

1,402,512 views

Meanwhile theres a whole homicide taking place in the back. 🤣

Meanwhile theres a whole homicide taking place in the back. 🤣

1,261,616 views

Actual footage of E.T. going home.

Actual footage of E.T. going home.

1,249,452 views

Not my right, your right.

Not my right, your right.

1,207,565 views

What would you call this body type?!

What would you call this body type?!

791,287 views

When men say this is too thick, Let me remind you, God built women this way to birth your babies, naturally.

When men say this is too thick, Let me remind you, God built women this way to birth your babies, naturally.

3,808,026 views

Talent comes in many different forms, shapes, and sizes.

Talent comes in many different forms, shapes, and sizes.

1,040,559 views

This guy is 25 yrs old and identifies as pan. I'm not sure what pan is, nor do I understand what he's trying to accomplish in this video. Can you explain?

This guy is 25 yrs old and identifies as pan. I'm not sure what pan is, nor do I understand what he's trying to accomplish in this video. Can you explain?

3,214,228 views

Me after throwing a Biology textbook into a pride parade.

Me after throwing a Biology textbook into a pride parade.

487,476 views

I feel like this should be mandatory in relationships.

I feel like this should be mandatory in relationships.

388,548 views

It must be rough for single men these days finding a real woman.

It must be rough for single men these days finding a real woman.

456,967 views

Your single, shes single, she approaches you in the store, whats your next move.

Your single, shes single, she approaches you in the store, whats your next move.

141,122 views

Which shoe goes better?!

Which shoe goes better?!

423,087 views

Is blinker fluid a real thing?

Sensitive content

Is blinker fluid a real thing?

1,033,742 views

Only made it to day 2 once.

Only made it to day 2 once.

296,065 views

Can we all agree to stop giving Olivia Julianna a platform.

Can we all agree to stop giving Olivia Julianna a platform.

223,013 views

Theres a whole lot going on in this video. I dont even know where to start.

Theres a whole lot going on in this video. I dont even know where to start.

254,285 views

Videos

LIVE
1.2k

Anya Rossi

sweetdream.ai

SweetDream.aiSponsored•Livecam
Streaming Now

Watch Anya Live

Anya is streaming live right now! Join her private show and enjoy exclusive content.

HD live stream
Exclusive private shows
1.2k viewers online

Free preview available • Premium content

I'll never understand why people dress up for a concert in the dusty desert.
1:29
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

I'll never understand why people dress up for a concert in the dusty desert.

💥LoLo💥

25,956,000 views • 6 months ago

Somewhere in his head, hes still cruising down the road.
0:21
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Somewhere in his head, hes still cruising down the road.

💥LoLo💥

3,755,965 views • 2 months ago

Does anyone not find it odd the 3-some in the pool was not disturbed by any of this.
1:12

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Does anyone not find it odd the 3-some in the pool was not disturbed by any of this.

💥LoLo💥

5,026,286 views • 3 months ago

Coming from a former meth addict, now 20 years clean. Shes definitely tweaking.
1:30
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Coming from a former meth addict, now 20 years clean. Shes definitely tweaking.

💥LoLo💥

5,450,431 views • 4 months ago

In 30 days, I’ll be turning 50. 🥹 Mentally, I don’t feel 50 at all… but apparently my age didn’t get the memo. 😂 I’ve officially reached the point where I have more days behind me than I do in front of me. That thought feels like both a curse and a blessing. A curse because time really does fly. A blessing because when I look back, I see a life full of memories, lessons, laughter, tears, growth, and so many incredible people I’ve had the privilege of calling friends. I wouldn’t trade the life I’ve lived. Every chapter has made me who I am today. And if the next 30, 40 years hold even half of what the first 50 have given me… I think I’m in for one hell of a ride. ❤️ Here’s to 50… and whatever comes next. 🥂 Heres just a small look at my last 10 years. So many beautiful memories.
3:25
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

In 30 days, I’ll be turning 50. 🥹 Mentally, I don’t feel 50 at all… but apparently my age didn’t get the memo. 😂 I’ve officially reached the point where I have more days behind me than I do in front of me. That thought feels like both a curse and a blessing. A curse because time really does fly. A blessing because when I look back, I see a life full of memories, lessons, laughter, tears, growth, and so many incredible people I’ve had the privilege of calling friends. I wouldn’t trade the life I’ve lived. Every chapter has made me who I am today. And if the next 30, 40 years hold even half of what the first 50 have given me… I think I’m in for one hell of a ride. ❤️ Here’s to 50… and whatever comes next. 🥂 Heres just a small look at my last 10 years. So many beautiful memories.

💥LoLo💥

477,344 views • 23 days ago

There’s a real mental health crisis in America, and pretending there isn’t won’t make it go away.
0:24
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

There’s a real mental health crisis in America, and pretending there isn’t won’t make it go away.

💥LoLo💥

1,505,892 views • 2 months ago

A memory she'll keep of her daddy forever. ♥️
0:49
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

A memory she'll keep of her daddy forever. ♥️

💥LoLo💥

2,738,217 views • 8 months ago

This guy is a marketing genuis.
0:54
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

This guy is a marketing genuis.

💥LoLo💥

3,264,141 views • 9 months ago

Don't mess with a place that has regulars.
0:26
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Don't mess with a place that has regulars.

💥LoLo💥

2,900,975 views • 9 months ago

Proof of the decline of Testosterone in the last 30 years.
0:37
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Proof of the decline of Testosterone in the last 30 years.

💥LoLo💥

2,611,903 views • 8 months ago

He 100% nailed it.
0:46
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

He 100% nailed it.

💥LoLo💥

1,475,628 views • 6 months ago

Why is English so confusing! 🤣
0:56
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Why is English so confusing! 🤣

💥LoLo💥

2,125,296 views • 9 months ago

Who in their right mind wallpapers a room white.
0:47
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Who in their right mind wallpapers a room white.

💥LoLo💥

1,399,941 views • 8 months ago

I've never seen a cop so calm and then it made complete sense.
0:28
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

I've never seen a cop so calm and then it made complete sense.

💥LoLo💥

1,562,434 views • 9 months ago

The comments on this one are absolutely epic.
0:41
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

The comments on this one are absolutely epic.

💥LoLo💥

1,355,046 views • 8 months ago

Only have one question.... WHY?
0:30
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

Only have one question.... WHY?

💥LoLo💥

1,137,411 views • 7 months ago

I gotta give it to the men on this one. Well done.
0:46
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

I gotta give it to the men on this one. Well done.

💥LoLo💥

1,462,161 views • 9 months ago

I fully support this.
0:23
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

I fully support this.

💥LoLo💥

1,212,373 views • 8 months ago

I once had a man offer me money for my used socks.
0:26

Sensitive content

This media may contain sensitive content.

ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

I once had a man offer me money for my used socks.

💥LoLo💥

894,876 views • 6 months ago

It must be difficult being a single man these days
0:32
ZOrtiz9919's profile picture

It must be difficult being a single man these days

💥LoLo💥

1,533,694 views • 11 months ago