What Are You Doing If A Alligator Got You?

What would you do in this situation

Stab at eyes

Why won’t someone give him a pocket knife or something other than screaming

You will never catch me in a position where a gator can get close enough to me to get a hold of me lol but if you’re lucky enough to have a knife on you when it happens, when it does that “death roll” and it’s belly is exposed, gut that mother fucker. Only chance.

Punch the shit out of his nose that’s the most tender sensitive spot

You got to plug its nose your 2 fingers. No cap.

Me personally

It might still eat me but he’s gonna have to eat me with no eyes. I’m pulling them bitches out

Where’s that guy that gives context

Eye gouge. Stick my hand up its anus. Try and scratch it’s underbelly