What do you call this new boot style?

Don Martins

How stupid, unless you have cockroaches 🪳 running up your walls.

They've been making weird-toed boots in Mexico for a while already

Unoriginal They ripped off Don Martin

The target market:

That’s for really digging in when you kick a dude in the nuts.

Mountain Climber from the Michael Jackson Collection

One step closer to 18th century toe curling

Moon Clown Stompers

Do the toes fold down to make proper clown shoes?

Woke right in sit right down Daddy, let your mind roll on Everybody's talkin' 'bout a new way of walkin' Do you want to lose your mind? Or you can go Naturelle

Those are oompa loompa boots.

Ugly

Kamalas, so when she's on her knees

Don Martin's

The Michael Jackson Heee-Heee collection!

Got some nice pants that can go with them

Please please please, let this be a thing! Holy snikey, that looks utterly ridiculous 🤣🤣 Bwahaha, easy tell on who is an idiot, if they’re wearing these

That's the ASS KICKER 3000 - also works on Nuts!

When the whole point of design loses the function.

So, this is what they meant when they said LSD expands the mind’s creative juices, eh? 🙄

That there is a liberal work boot It doesn't work just like a liberal

Looks something what a clown would wear.

These look like the boots Willy Wonka would design after a bad acid trip Oompa Loompa approved. Who’s actually walking in these without face-planting?

Our fashion industry is for clowns 🤡

Do they come in white? 😁

This dude probably ordered 20 different pairs already 😂

Clown on tippy toes

This “new fashion” is purposefully DEMONIC❗️😬🫪✝️👽