What do you call this treatment?

High mileage, disinfectant refresh!

Detailing a high mileage vehicle

Damn people record anything you do realize that the Internet is forever it’s a forever, digital footprint

Is that a Stanley Steamer?

That's fckn crazy. You women do this? And holy cow being an employee . f that!

Well the ladies are calling it vagicial but I thought they said they shouldn't use soap down there so what is going on

Steamed clams?

There’s cheaper ways to flick the bean.

I’d get angry at someone touching me in that manner, outside of my husband obviously. She can’t do this herself at home?? Nope. Not for me.

That’s how I unwrinkle dress shirts.

No thanks. I take care of my own package.

I don't know but that fog machine pointed at her Yohoo is used to keep the smell down.. lols 😆

Steam cleaning. We steam clean car engines and chassis to get all the dirt and grime off.😉

The steamed clam

The Black and Decker pussy steamer gold package.

Steampilation

Pressure washing the curtains.

Descaling. Ya know.. just like how a chef would prepare fish

it’s like those flee bombs to clean an infested apartment only it’s an infested hole in the mattress

Real question is what if it smells like fish?

Hell naw...that stank ain't coming out.

This pussy has a lot of hard miles on it, so it needs to be repaired and serviced from time to time.

No lies I’m just gonna squirt everywhere if this is done to me 😭😭😭

Debarnicling the undercarriage

Muffin Steamer

A woman must be extraordinarily insecure and/or hate herself mightily to willingly submit to such a stupid and degrading process.

I don't know how women survive. 😵‍💫

It's called preparation for seed planting

Depends on if that thing is clean or dirty, if it's dirty I think the official term is "oh hell no get that thing out of here and take a shower"

Clam bake