What the hell was his problem

This was his FOURTH WISH by the way

YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!!! ITS SYMBOLIC!!! THE FIRST WISH HE MADE AS A JOKE WAS HE SNEEZED AND WISHED FOR ONE, AND SO HIS LAST WISH FOR HER WAS HANKERCHEFS TO WIPE HER TEARS!!!!!

dude litterally said cry about it

my 4th wish: cry little bitch baby

*kills her abusive ex she’s still conflicted about right in front of her* “quite literally cry about it I’m not your therapist. peace out Shantae 💀”

The scene right before where he kills the genie

bro said

I may like a whole bunch of Sonic games... but you can have this one. This shit mad funny and this game is actual dog ass. You can keep this one.

Unironically the more I see Sonic cutscenes out of context the more I love it and think its hilarious I just straight up can't tell if Sega is in on the joke or not