What would stop you from eating this 👇

I think licking door handles at Walnart would be a safer option

Would you let me eat the last ice cream? 🍦

The fact that the cooking oil looks like it just came from a 1996 Plymouth Voyager

I don't think my manual recommends 10W-30

Cooking in used motor oil will never boost your health.

I wanna see his public health rating. 🤣

All 5 senses. And the 6th.

Well for starters I like my eggs without poo water

The motor oil basting the egg

Seeing it cooked in motor oil for a start.

My will to live