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What would you call this style of combat?
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Kung Food

Our boy finally grew up ๐ฅฒ

Just don't let the big man land one on you. This is no funny business.

Ouch ๐คฃ

Man idk. But I give the man credit...he's going 110% every video...next thing you know he's gunn have lost 100 lbs and doing some serious shit....congrats bro don't give up

.. he became professional

In the dimly lit dojo of a suburban basement, where the air hums with the faint whir of a treadmill and the scent of fresh rubber mats, our intrepid warriorโa bald, bespectacled colossus in emerald-green shirt and camouflaged trousersโunleashes a spectacle that's equal parts battlefield ballet and fever-dream disco. Picture this: he crouches low like a camouflaged frog poised for ambush, his massive frame coiling with unexpected grace, then erupts into a whirlwind of wide-legged stances that paint the floor in arcs of shadow and sweat. His arms, thick as oak branches, slice through the air in sweeping hooks and jabs, fingers splayed like emerald claws catching invisible foes, while his hips sway in hypnotic figure-eights, blending the raw power of a charging rhino with the fluid twirl of a deranged peacock. Kicks fly high and lowโcrimson flashes of motion against the drab gray matsโpropelling him into spins that send ripples through his camo pants, each pivot a burst of kinetic confetti: olive greens twisting into fiery oranges under the overhead lights, blues of exertion flushing his cheeks, and golds of determination glinting off his glasses. It's a symphony of controlled chaos, where every exaggerated flourish dodges phantom bullets and every grounded stomp echoes like thunder in a tin can, transforming self-defense into a vibrant, vein-popping carnival of motion that leaves you breathless, bewildered, and bizarrely inspired. This audacious art form demands a name as bold and bouncy as its founder: **Camo Capoeira Fury**โa tribute to the hidden warrior's wheel-spinning roots, infused with the unyielding rage of a man who's one squat away from world domination.

It's called the shinbuster because he ain't kicking anyone above the knees.

Non contact ๐

The Walz

Props to this guy. Heโs getting exercise and trying his hardest. We donโt have to make fun of him.

Iโm Canadian and this pretty much represents Canadaโs military at the moment.

That is the Chunk-Fu style, absorbs the blow than bounce back with force.

Gravy seal

I call it, just do your thing the more he moves like that the more he will lose his weight and in time he will be better at what heโs doing. Never judge someone for doing something harmless.

Iโve seen this master many times in my feed and heโs practicing shin-kick kwon doe. Itโs lethal to midgets.

Give him credit, heโs getting his heart rate up and giving his legs one hell of a workout!

It looks like an npc. Just move away from it. It wonโt follow.

Bouncy, bouncy catchee monkey

Bonus points for continuous activity... Drops his guard every movement... hope he never has to defend himself, it will go poorly

I would call this style of fighting "The Poodle Punisher."

Totally delusional. No sense of self.

He's a Green Ballet. Only people with top secret clearance know about these animals. I cant believe you got a video of one. Leave the country now...

tai quan dough

Impressive release of energy. Would love to see some that comment try doing this. Just saying. ๐ฅท

No clue what heโs doing. However, Heโs exercising, so thatโs great!

Taek-want-to

"Enthusiakill" I would never fight him. That level of enthusiasm CAN NOT be defeated. You willl lose my friends. This is a juggernaut of invincibility.

Wear your self out and ain't did shit combat style!

Tigger style, from Winnie the Pooh.
