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William Brown10 months ago

Kung Food

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Top Media Pi๐•10 months ago

Our boy finally grew up ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Tom10 months ago

Just don't let the big man land one on you. This is no funny business.

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๐Œ๐š๐ญ๐ญ ๐๐ข๐ง๐ง๐ž๐ซ10 months ago

Ouch ๐Ÿคฃ

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Justin Case10 months ago

Man idk. But I give the man credit...he's going 110% every video...next thing you know he's gunn have lost 100 lbs and doing some serious shit....congrats bro don't give up

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Mr. Dragon10 months ago

.. he became professional

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Lucky Charlie10 months ago

In the dimly lit dojo of a suburban basement, where the air hums with the faint whir of a treadmill and the scent of fresh rubber mats, our intrepid warriorโ€”a bald, bespectacled colossus in emerald-green shirt and camouflaged trousersโ€”unleashes a spectacle that's equal parts battlefield ballet and fever-dream disco. Picture this: he crouches low like a camouflaged frog poised for ambush, his massive frame coiling with unexpected grace, then erupts into a whirlwind of wide-legged stances that paint the floor in arcs of shadow and sweat. His arms, thick as oak branches, slice through the air in sweeping hooks and jabs, fingers splayed like emerald claws catching invisible foes, while his hips sway in hypnotic figure-eights, blending the raw power of a charging rhino with the fluid twirl of a deranged peacock. Kicks fly high and lowโ€”crimson flashes of motion against the drab gray matsโ€”propelling him into spins that send ripples through his camo pants, each pivot a burst of kinetic confetti: olive greens twisting into fiery oranges under the overhead lights, blues of exertion flushing his cheeks, and golds of determination glinting off his glasses. It's a symphony of controlled chaos, where every exaggerated flourish dodges phantom bullets and every grounded stomp echoes like thunder in a tin can, transforming self-defense into a vibrant, vein-popping carnival of motion that leaves you breathless, bewildered, and bizarrely inspired. This audacious art form demands a name as bold and bouncy as its founder: **Camo Capoeira Fury**โ€”a tribute to the hidden warrior's wheel-spinning roots, infused with the unyielding rage of a man who's one squat away from world domination.

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Tito Cruz10 months ago

It's called the shinbuster because he ain't kicking anyone above the knees.

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Pierce the Veil Tour 202610 months ago

Non contact ๐Ÿ˜

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The Hole10 months ago

The Walz

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Bob Richards10 months ago

Props to this guy. Heโ€™s getting exercise and trying his hardest. We donโ€™t have to make fun of him.

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Gigolo10 months ago

Iโ€™m Canadian and this pretty much represents Canadaโ€™s military at the moment.

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OptimusV.21210 months ago

That is the Chunk-Fu style, absorbs the blow than bounce back with force.

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Hopper10 months ago

Gravy seal

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๐ŸŒนOyibo๐ŸŒน10 months ago

I call it, just do your thing the more he moves like that the more he will lose his weight and in time he will be better at what heโ€™s doing. Never judge someone for doing something harmless.

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Dean Henson10 months ago

Iโ€™ve seen this master many times in my feed and heโ€™s practicing shin-kick kwon doe. Itโ€™s lethal to midgets.

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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Scrapper ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ10 months ago

Give him credit, heโ€™s getting his heart rate up and giving his legs one hell of a workout!

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Shiny Happy Person10 months ago

It looks like an npc. Just move away from it. It wonโ€™t follow.

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John ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ10 months ago

Bouncy, bouncy catchee monkey

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Michael Harris Hypnosis10 months ago

Bonus points for continuous activity... Drops his guard every movement... hope he never has to defend himself, it will go poorly

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Robert & Lori Reid10 months ago

I would call this style of fighting "The Poodle Punisher."

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The Litteral Pragmatic10 months ago

Totally delusional. No sense of self.

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Ludicris10 months ago

He's a Green Ballet. Only people with top secret clearance know about these animals. I cant believe you got a video of one. Leave the country now...

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nQthing to see here10 months ago

tai quan dough

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Steven Owen10 months ago

Impressive release of energy. Would love to see some that comment try doing this. Just saying. ๐Ÿฅท

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DanielDavisSr10 months ago

No clue what heโ€™s doing. However, Heโ€™s exercising, so thatโ€™s great!

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Taek-want-to

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TrilliumBob10 months ago

"Enthusiakill" I would never fight him. That level of enthusiasm CAN NOT be defeated. You willl lose my friends. This is a juggernaut of invincibility.

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Arielle10 months ago

Wear your self out and ain't did shit combat style!

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Isabel Vanb10 months ago

Tigger style, from Winnie the Pooh.

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