What’s the Mood on X The Everything App?

Hold on to that watch, you'll need it to bribe your way through government checkpoints

Watchposting before we all get arrested by the Wokewaffen

That’s a beauty

God I hope you get pulled over doing one of these.

Thought of you

"Here comes the meat wagon!"

In Texas

i'm with you. at least i live in a red state. the only problem is dems have an advantage for president in 2028. we'll see what happens.

Your words say it'll all be fine. Your GPS says "I'm heading for the hills". But to be fair, the Chicago thing was spot on

Seems fairly reasonable. A lot of finger pointing but that’s not new.

you sounds kinda lit, ngl

World of Warcraft launch today so I can’t care about midterms any more

The mood is that the Broncos beat the Chiefs so I'll worry about communism and the Gulags next week

Wtf is that music? Gah.

I just took a really good work dump. Legendary even.

I’m now assuming Jarvis has his phone as a necklace

I've only seen that movie once because of that scene and I'm still horrified by it.

I'm with @MickeyBlowtorch with this one.

SHUT UP JARVIS

@grok disable his car's breaks 😂

كل شيء على ما يرام في ميشيغان

I was told I'm too blame, and I don't care about my children whom I don't have.

@SirajAHashmi Is that the Wasson? Nice and thin whatever it is. Good GADA watch.

God I love you Jarvis

Good video, but I have to ask your advice as a lawyer: is it wise to admit on camera that you are trying to avoid the cops seeing you do something?

We gotta geofence Jarvis, in touch with the Squad. I'd like to point out to you conservative types, that Trump is not a conservative. #calltoprayerinshalla

No Kings & that’s why I’m backing Jeb’s Brown kid in 28. I already live in Boston. Suck it up, people. 🍀🇺🇸

The pendulum swings again.

I think I drove behind this guy yesterday for a half hour on a one lane road.

Bunch of stupid people saying stupid things that they don't even understand. So, the usual.