When you know how to handle a baby

This is the kind of stuff I pull out at the park to assert dominance over the soy dads

Very based

I respect and admire this couple and their baby handling abilities. I inspire to emulate someday, they have made their baby very happy

The video above is from 2016 They still perform, they are pros

via ig — great follow

That’ll dislocate an arm. Ask me how I know.

All I can think of is nursemaid elbow watching this lol

You never swing a baby by their arms like this you can very very easily dislocate their shoulders

There are levels

100% think this is how it should be done. If he dies, he dies.

i know him personally & also trained with him, super cool guy! but yeah this is more for show since his whole family has a circus background so in class they don't go as hard

Awesome 🙏

This is exactly how you dislocate a childs elbow. Idiots.

Actually don't do this because you can dmg their shoulders are very weak

Cousin got her elbow dislocated in a much less insane swing by a stupid uncle. Think people.

..and lack the wisdom to understand the damage caused to developing joints by doing this 🤡

Not really tho

incredible

Truly

Jeff bezos off a bean

Little monkey 😄💪🔥❤️

Yes 😂

This scares me that the baby’s shoulder will be dislocated

They would have to very confident in their abilities to do this. Definitely not for the unskilled.

@quasa0 And look like one

I just don’t understand how the fun is worth it when worse case scenario is paralysis and brain damage

For some like the ones above, the “worst case scenario” literally does not exist

Why does Jeff Bezos fling his baby?

This is what dad's are for.

@sir_barragan Agreed

@bandidodiamante no sabía que se habían convertido en papás hasta anoche, felicidades! Serás bombardeado con contenido de parentmaxxing para reescribir tu algoritmo

This Baby's 401K already has six figures.

The final level is flipping your baby into the pool at the end to let him figure out how to swim

Nanny level

Yeah yeah super fun and no big deal, they are pros! I mean if dad makes a little mistake baby could break their neck but at least they’re having so much fun!

What you must understand is that at a certain level, there is no such thing as “a little mistake” that reality simply does not exist

Do you know of a F1 driver named Ayrton Senna? An absolute all-time professional. Look up what one mistake cost him.

When your holding your baby but you just remembered how to do those sweet butterfly knife flips.

😂😂

What’s the point of doing this shit?

@grok is this real or ai

They're doing this to me at work tomorrow

😂

No moms were present during the filming

I get the joke but she’s literally in this video participating 😂

I didn’t make it that far before commenting 😂

Ugh, do not try this with your newborn. Trust me

When you don't know what a child's skeletal system looks like

They know

He's gonna grow up fearless!

Alright MJ chill

great kettlebell follow on ig, didn't know he had a kid

This baby routine is very kettlebell inspired 😂

That is no one else's child haha

I only ever let one person throw my babies. A family friend who is a pediatrician. You break - you fix

Why did this pediatrician wanna throw your babies around

For exactly the same reasons any other person might do that.

Oh I thought it had something to do with podiatry