Which one are you?

not going to the gym guy

Jao bhai kabhi

You forgot the dudes/chicks who just walk around and talk 90 percent of the time to anyone who will listen Lmaoo

That’s why I workout at home. I don’t have to see any of them.

Im the heartbroken guy in a hoodie trying to get ripped, not actually heartbroken just shy lol

All in one

Tumhara toh malum h 😎

Don’t forget the “Tourist”. Comes to the gym for 15-20 minutes, seemingly doesn’t know what to do. Goes from machine to machine without wiping down. Leaves.

None are me. I am the senior woman, who wants to be left alone and just do my workout

Not going to lie, the HS kids are usually the worst. Yapping more than getting in their sets and hogging the stations 4 of them deep. I'd rather wait for the heartbroken guy to stop crying.

Heartbroken guy, minus the heartbreak.

@Jrvinen_J powerlifter. except sometimes i do 5 reps

Super set boy, occupying 4 stations at once but acts your a douche if you even ask to work in.

You forgot some. Old guy who wants to have long talks with you while he is naked in locker room. Less of those guys these days. Used to be common in 90s. Girls with butt crack shorts and sports bra and their one overweight friend who is sadly pressured to wear same outfit. /1

What about the single girl minding her own business on the treadmill? 💝

Literally bought my own gym equipment off FB marketplace to stop dealing with these wierdos at gyms. And they ALWAYS STINKKKKK

left out the idiots stashing there luggage for a 3 week vacation next to the machine

That was a tight list. My God, the pack of teens is accurate. 4-6, crowd a bench, can't lift shit with horrible form (granted, we all start somewhere, so no shade on that) but then one or two will always be flexing in the mirror. Eh, I'm being an old twat. Have fun kids!

First one according to the video ig

Mirror flex 😅

I’m the gym douchie 😃

Me kabhi gym nhi gya

@dhadse1lc Try karo bhai

My type is not mentioned.

None. I go alone, I'm quiet, do upper body and core or legs every day, maybe 10-20 on cardio, listen to my metal, there an hour to hour and a half 3-5 times a week

Funny because it's true

Was once the couple

You forgot the bozos always reading/texting.

None of them 😭

Why brother 🥺

I'm the "prays after every workout" guy. Being able to work out is a gift from God. r k

I am none of these. I am the listen to my music, leave me alone, and let me get my work in kind of dude.

The guy that goes in, does more in 60-90 minutes (depends on what day I'm on) than all of these people while ignoring them all and gets out because I got stuff to do.

I’ve been everyone of these at some point in my life, eventually the couple has a baby and you become none of them. Lol

Ah classic gym humour

Im not there. I workout at home most of the time.

“Guy who does straight bar curls in the squat rack” is the only one who really brings me close to murdering a complete stranger.

First one

Best one bro

Calisthenics athlete

If you see someone more then twice you have to give them a nickname... Odd jobs son Clint eastwood (A song from Gorillaz, which has a member that looks like him) Ripped Mark Hamel BoogieNights Scott Adams ...he just looks exactly like him. John McAfee's agent Triple terror twins (there was two of them as terror twins then a third showed up a week later) Butterfingers [see Hudson Hawk candy gang, also he drops the weights loudly alot] Tiger Lilly Kanye East Bilbo baggins ...