who wants to learn about MTG?

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Well this is what their voice actors are doing

Ой, а сам деле можно сальник про этих белых чуваков в воукнутой вселенной и плевать что это будет вукнутая пародия, правая пародия - лишь бы это была злая сатира. Господь Боже - как же из-за всей этой повестки не хватает злого юмора, можно поржать хотя бы с прямыми белых мэнов?

I want a show about the rectangle guys. They’re funny.

Someone on the writing team was dragged to a MTG game and this is their revenge.

I see why this show has such a bad rep...

well it's a movie....

@Reldal What does pointing that out achieve? Do we judge it differently whether it's a movie or a show? Does being the "Erm ackshually" stereotype do something for you?

@Reldal I mean yeah? If you think this is a show instead of a movie by seeing these clips that probably tells you that the writing and art isn’t really suited for the format and presentation of being one, like if this is a movie why is it written like a sitcom?

Stop crying bitch I’m trying to understand the rules here

Just this once, Pokemon?

So is the message of this movie (at least this scene) that all nerdy things are only appealing to straight white male chuds? And it’s torture for everyone else? No wonder everyone hates this. This like alienates everyone. I’m starting to think that’s the point.

"i love nerds, i love to listen to men yap" women when a guy likes anything more sophisticated than a shitty netflix show:

The hell did MTG do to get dragged into this?

Why are they slandering magic???

awww they looked so excited to talk about their card game!! they're pretty cute

another case of the characters they designed to be annoying ended up being cute and the characters they designed to be likable ended up being insufferable

I think it’s funny considering that most of the Magic the Gathering space is just full of gay, lesbian, and trans people now.

As a former Yu-Gi-Oh player, this is the most inefficient and the least enjoyable way to learn about card game rules. Just watch a bunch of different tutorials and eventually you’ll compile the information or actually play with a friend instead of just them explaining it randomly

Have them explain to her the lore of Kingdom Hearts

These are the same people who bitch non stop about how nerd culture shouldn't be a men's only space but they act like they're being tortured when asked to learn anything beyond the most surface level shit.

I'm confused, I've been told women have always been a part of these spaces from the beginning and it was important we made space for them. Why is the joke that she finds this torturous? Shouldn't the joke be that they're mansplaining the rules (which she already knows?)

Is this movie like…assuming that women can’t enjoy card games? I wonder what they meant by this.

The most "still stuck in 2016" movie

Foid hell lmfao

This movie seems to be very willing to make the MC's flaws and nerdy interests charming but then also dunk on all the straight characters for doing basically the same exact stuff and it doesn't always feel self-aware even though it's supposed to draw connections to her character.

They are so cute ahhh. I'm in love

Is that the sorceress from Dragon's Crown?

Shit like this shows that the 00’s nerd culture shit really was just a fashion trend with all the popular people still actually hating nerds but just pretended they were one themselves.

Of all the heinous things this movie does, ragging on MTG is somehow the worst possible crime they could commit. Now, the gloves are off.

The funniest part is that MTG is literally FILLED with the gayest possible gays, "FTM no oestrogen because it's bioessentialist transbain" gays but this movie was made specifically to disparage White men so they have to pretend these games AREN'T filled with gays and women.

Theyre so funny 😭 straight white maliens and homophobic computer are the best chatacters in the movie

I'm so glad that this is never coming out. Listening to women complain about men having interests is the most insufferable thing in the world. Learn to have fun

Isn't MTG full of libs, why are they shitting on it lol

@tvboi123 im gonna cry theyre literally in love with each other. i luv the rectangles

Bruh, am I supposed to hate these fucking guys?... if anything, I kind of hate that bitch that is tied up more, she treats everyone horribly in every single clip I've seen of this movie.

They proceed to be the best characters ive seen from clips.

does that shit unironically use Rush E? yeesh how dated

I like the implication that no women would ever like trading card games. It's just a weird, lonely man hobby. Nerdy women don't exist, lmao.