Why are the Canadians arming mice? What are they planning?

We’ve been aware of the North’s preparation for war for quite some time, here in Florida to the South we’ve been armoring alligators in return.

But mice? When Geese and Moose are also available?

Canadians are a soft and fearful nation, Geese would be much stronger, and give them an Air Force. I don’t blame them for avoiding Moose though, did you hear about Moose fighting Killer Whales underwater?? I’d nope out too.

@klara_sjo Sobering to think that the orca is the moose's most successful predator too. And then there are the Super Pigs. You are seeing them in... Washington State? Now. That part of the US anyway.

@klara_sjo Super Pigs!?! Does the US finally have a way to combat the Canadian Moose!?

@klara_sjo No. They escaped from farms in Alberta about 20 ish years ago, and adapted to a sub-arctic climate. Males run 600 ponds average. Litters of 14 and the yearlings average 200 pounds.

@klara_sjo Oh fuck, so Canada has been secretly been bolstering their forces! Build the North wall!

"my armour is not intended to be worn. Mice don't enjoy it at all". Clearly this is a man who has tried to create mice knights before and learned the hard way. Was it inspired by the tragic loss of a pet mouse to a cat or trap in childhood?

Skavens's Archimedes

Nice smithing skills human-thing, yes yes

Redwall, yo. Redwall.

Not intended to be worn. “Mice don’t enjoy it at all” One of these statements is a lie…

Concerning 👀

lmfao that japanese armor with the mengu

I knew those bastards were up to no good

Redwall

Getting revenge on all the cats. I ain't taking lying down.

We so screwed maaaaaaan…. Especially cats!

Him and Barry from Dinner for Schmucks should collaborate.

Me making armor for @twinkledeath00 so Pixies doesn't attempt to vore her any more. (Colorized)

Be grateful their not armoring up the geese.

File that under That’s Crazy, but cool as shit. Living 4 miles from the Canadian border has me a tad concerned after seeing this. We all know what war mongers they are.

Idk I think this is awesome where do I donate?

I’m not trying to be mean, but I’m getting a 50 yo virgin vibe from this guy.

Those are awesome! Also, read Mouse Guard if you haven't. If you have, have you read Mouse Templar?

Could definitely train a mouse to tolerate wearing it. Very motivated by food… wouldn’t take long

It's the only weapon they haven't banned

They're eating the mice. They're eating the rats. Eat the mice. Eat, eat the rats

the armed mice are definitely up to something

They're putting them on the MAiD plan.

Only in Canada can someone have enough money to chill and make mouse armor all day

If there wasn't a market for it, the man wouldn't be making mouse armor. That's the way Capitalism works, baby! Hell yeah!

This is a project that I am ready to be part of? Is there a safety risk for the little mice @WillFromNiagara ?

Ratatouille 2 is gonna be crazy

Its their reckless use of warpstone that should worry you..