Why didn't Dracula ever bite black people?

Gilbert was the absolute height of the Stern show. His appearances were some of the funniest ever. Especially when Jackie or Artie were there.

The KLUGEE!!

The big DARK klugee!

Explain this then.

Hi, I'm Tracy Morgan! I'm playing Dracula! Those children of the night they sho izz noisy!

Or gay people, but I repeat myself

“Negroes are more frightening than verewolves.”

When I bite them they turn into monkeys!

he didn’t want sickle cell

Feets don’t fail me now!

Somebody bit Blades mother

When Howard stern was funny

Becsuse it was written in the 1890's based in transylvania and England

Gilbert Drácula is the GOAT

"I like J*wish blood, it has a hint of Gefilte fish."

I will chew a number into your arm with my fangs!

He figured out that if you said Johnny Cochran in the Dracula accent it sounded like cock ring and you could get away with saying cock ring on the radio 🤣🤣

Punch line on a 🍽️ made Gilbert 😊

Didn't want diabetes

Is this the origin of the Skyrim Nord accent? What did Todd Howard mean by this?

Kiiike he's a dead kiiike.

Life was funnier 30 years ago